Reenie, notorious café proprietor, has been glancing at last week's obituary column. She's quite taken with the old Profumo Affair from the 1960s. She's quite proud of her new menu this week; she wears a hideous smirk as she hands it to us. On Wednesday we see that she's invited us to try something from the smoked-meats counter, a tasty Beef Profumo for instance. On Tuesday why not quench that thirst with a Tekeeler Sunrise? Oh and today's special, of course, is a Monday Rice Davies. (If we come down with a touch of food poisoning, no worry, we can always check in at the hospital. The Stephen Ward naturally.)
We refuse to rise to the bait.
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