Proprietor at The Main Attraction Café, Reenie walks by our table while reading her newspaper. We stiffen.
"I see that nice Julian Assange is facing an extradition order" she chimes. "A bit like Ray, I suppose."
Instinctively we place an arm round Big Ray's shoulder.
"Any moment now, he'll be facing An Extra Dish On Order, we know that don't we. Ray sure enjoys his groceries." She retreats to her counter, cackling.
The woman is quite horrifying.
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